Thursday, March 27, 2008

Net 2000 Shooting Net Rod Turns Cop To Spiderman

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It's time for the police to mimic superhero Spiderman, without the stupid costume. The days of tazers and stun guns are now behind us, with the introduction of The Net-2000 Shooting Net Rod which fires a large net at a villain, encompassing them in a web and impossible to get away. The Net works using highly compressed air and uses a 52 square ft net, large enough to immobilise those most resistant of victims and even multiple in one go.

The net is made of a super thin, yet strong, nylon fiber -- though when folded up looks like a common, everyday flashlight. Who would have thought that a fictitious comic book superhero's main weapon would one day help us to combat crime in reality? What next, assign each cop with a Bat Mobile?

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